How to Extend Your Sleep By 30 Minutes - by Dad

Sam - 1 ; Dad - 1

How to Get Out of the Cot - by Sam

AT 6:30 AM...

Tactic 1:

Sam : Mommeeeeeeee

Mom ignores Sam.

Sam : Daddeeeeeeeee

Dad ignores Sam.

Tactic 2:

Sam : Waaaaaaaaaah!

Dad and mom ignore Sam.

Tactic 3:

Sam tries to climb out of his cot and probably remembers the time he actually did this and fell to the floor. Not a good idea.

Tactic 4:

Sam starts throwing things from his cot into the big bed.

Dad and mom ignore Sam.

Tactic 5:

Sam : Poo pooooooo!!! Poo poooooooo!!! There!!!! (pointing to the bathroom)

Mom : grumble...grumble...grumble ...

Mom takes Sam out of the cot.

Mom sits Sam in the loo. After 1 second...

Sam : All done!!!! (grinning from ear to ear)

Mission Accomplished.

Forgiven

Sam bites mom's arm...with a whole lot of grittin', but coupled with a whole lot of lovin'.

Mom - Ooooooooooouuuuuch!

Mom and Sam stare at each other.

Sam - Sooooweeee.... (while stroking mom's arm.)

Forgiven.

First Time in the ER

Diagnosis: A Pulled Elmo

Commercial Break II

The Best Chilli Dog in Sydney...

http://www.snagstand.com.au/

Dad, mom and Sam reckon that this is the best chilli dog in Sydney...

....and this is the BEST chips in Sydney! Crispy on the outside...and stays crispy until the very end!

Move over Harris Cafe de Wheels...

Aaa-daaaaa!

Sam gives mom the empty milk bottle.

Sam : Aaaa-daaaaa!

Mom : Huh???

Sam finishes eating and gives mom the empty bowl.

Sam : Aaaa-daaaaaa!

Mom : Huh???

Carer : I am so proud of Sam. He is really starting to improve his vocabulary. When he's finished playing, he always says, "all done!"

Mom : Aaaaaah....

Happy Daddeeee's Day