Patience is a Virtue

"I tried to be patient, but it did not work."

Girl Friends

Mom : Sam, do you have a girlfriend?

Sam : Yes, *Girl 1*.

Mom : *Girl 1*??? Why is she your girlfriend? Why not *Girl 2*? Is she pretty?

Sam : No, because *Girl 1* gave me a present.

Modern Times

Mom realised that Sam does not know the concept of free to air TV when he asked mom to hit the pause button....and could not understand why mom said it was not possible.

Smarty Pants

Mom : Sam, eat your breakfast.

Dad : I'm going to finish my toast first. I'm going to be the winner!

Sam : This is not a race, daddy.

Boys Will Be Boys

A Great Day

Words of Encouragement

Amazing Family Race

Context :
During meal times, mom usually encourages Sam to finish his food by saying, "Almost done. One more bite!"

Today, Sam saw that his dad stopped eating his dinner for a minute. He approached his dad and said, "Almost there, dad!"

Sam : Mom, why did we go to the doctor today? Am I sick?

Mom : No, you're not sick. You had your immunisation shots.

Sam : The doctor pinched me?

***

Sam : I don't want to see that doctor anymore.
Mom : Why? (thinking that it was because of the shots)
Sam : Because I want lollipop, not jelly. The other doctor gave me lollipop.


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Mom : Why are you watching Toy Story in Spanish? You don't know Spanish.
Sam : Yes I do. Uno, dos, tres...

Sharing

In the car...

Dad borrowed Sam's basketball hoops this morning and placed them in his bag.
Sam : Those are MY toys!
Dad : I know. Can I borrow them?
Sam : Why?
Dad : I'm bringing them to my office.
Sam : Why? Are you sharing them with your friends?
Dad : Yes. You have to share your toys.

After a minute...

Sam : Can I borrow your phone?
Dad : Why?
Sam : I'm going to show it to my friends. You need to share.

Independence Day

Sam: Mommy, don't follow me. I won't go far.

The days are long, but the years are short.

Looking Good

Sam came out of the room to see mom preparing breakfast.
Sam : Looking good, mom!
Mom : Thank you, Sam!
Sam : No, mom. The PANCAKE is looking good!

DOINK!