Sam's Got Talent

How to Extend Your Sleep By 30 Minutes - by Dad

Sam - 1 ; Dad - 1

How to Get Out of the Cot - by Sam

AT 6:30 AM...

Tactic 1:

Sam : Mommeeeeeeee

Mom ignores Sam.

Sam : Daddeeeeeeeee

Dad ignores Sam.

Tactic 2:

Sam : Waaaaaaaaaah!

Dad and mom ignore Sam.

Tactic 3:

Sam tries to climb out of his cot and probably remembers the time he actually did this and fell to the floor. Not a good idea.

Tactic 4:

Sam starts throwing things from his cot into the big bed.

Dad and mom ignore Sam.

Tactic 5:

Sam : Poo pooooooo!!! Poo poooooooo!!! There!!!! (pointing to the bathroom)

Mom : grumble...grumble...grumble ...

Mom takes Sam out of the cot.

Mom sits Sam in the loo. After 1 second...

Sam : All done!!!! (grinning from ear to ear)

Mission Accomplished.

Forgiven

Sam bites mom's arm...with a whole lot of grittin', but coupled with a whole lot of lovin'.

Mom - Ooooooooooouuuuuch!

Mom and Sam stare at each other.

Sam - Sooooweeee.... (while stroking mom's arm.)

Forgiven.

First Time in the ER

Diagnosis: A Pulled Elmo

Aaa-daaaaa!

Sam gives mom the empty milk bottle.

Sam : Aaaa-daaaaa!

Mom : Huh???

Sam finishes eating and gives mom the empty bowl.

Sam : Aaaa-daaaaaa!

Mom : Huh???

Carer : I am so proud of Sam. He is really starting to improve his vocabulary. When he's finished playing, he always says, "all done!"

Mom : Aaaaaah....

Happy Daddeeee's Day

Conversations

Mom: What is this? (pointing to dad's nose)

Sam : Daddeeeeeeeeee!

Mom (via thought bubble) : Aaaaaargh!

Mom takes Sam out of the bath tub and water spills to the floor.

Sam : Oh nooooooooo! Wat-a-pen???

The Best Things

And the winner...

...is...

...the useless piece of...clip.

The Ballerina

Development

Mom thinks Sam's development is advanced for his age...

Day 1

Mom : I

Sam : I

Mom : Love

Sam : Laaaaa

Mom : Mommy

Sam : Mooooommeeeeee

Day 2

Mom : I

Sam : Moooommeeeeeeee!!!!

Day 3:

Mom : Happy

Sam : Haaappeeee

Mom : Birthday

Sam : Bir-de

Mom : Daddy

Sam : Daaaaaddeeeeeeee

Day 4:

Mom : Happy

Sam : Daaaaaaaddeeeeeeeee!!!

Sam has also reached the Terrible Two's at the age of one and a half.

On Colors...

Mom : What color is this?

Sam : Buuuu!

Mom : What color is this?

Sam : Blaaaaa!

Mom : What color is this?

Sam : Yeyoooo!

Mom : What color is this?

Sam : Silbooooow! (c/o daddy...hehehe)

Mom : Do you want to color today?

Sam pauses for a minute, looking dazed and confused...

Sam : BUUUUUUU!

Elmo's World

Mom : What is this? (pointing to the eye)

Sam : Eye!

Mom : What is this? (pointing to the nose)

Sam : Noooo!

Mom : What is this? (pointing to the hair)

Sam : He! (...must be the aussie accent...hihihi)

Mom: What is this? (pointing to the mouth)

Sam : Mou!

Mom: What is this? (pointing to the elbow)

Sam : ELMOOOOO!

Animal Sounds

Mom : What does a cow say?

Sam : Moooooooo!

Mom : What does a sheep say?

Sam : Baaaaaaaaaa!

Mom : What does a tiger say?

Sam : Rooooaaaaaar!!!

Mom : Saaaam! Stop putting the ear thermometer into your mouth!

Sam ignores mom.

Mom : Saaaaaaaaaaaam! Stop putting the ear thermometer into your mouth!

Sam ignores mom.

Mom : What did mommy say???

Sam, deep in thought...

Sam : Baaaaaaaaaa!