Looking Good

Sam came out of the room to see mom preparing breakfast.
Sam : Looking good, mom!
Mom : Thank you, Sam!
Sam : No, mom. The PANCAKE is looking good!

DOINK!

Melbourne

Sam: The wind blew my... my...(trying to find the right word)...my ROOF! (referring to the hood of his jacket)

Weeeee!

Sam : What are you doing, mommy?
Mom : I'm removing the beddings so I can wash them.
Sam : Why? Because you did wee-wee in them?

Ouch! My Skeleton!

Dad sat on Sam's foot by accident.
Sam : Ouch, dad! You sat on my SKELETON!

Lost for Words

Sam knocks on the bathroom door.
Sam : Moooom! Mooooom!
Mom : What Sam?! Mom's in the shower!
Sam : Your phone!!! It's...it's...(trying to find the right word)...SINGING!

Child Life

After a long day at work...
Mom : I'm so tired..
Sam : You played all day?
Mom : Uuumm...yes, i did.

Eat-tiquette

Sam: Where's your food?
Mom: I ate it.
Sam: You're fatter?

GRRRR....