I Am Sam

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Olaf

Mom: Sam, wait for mommy. Olaf's missing one eye.
Sam: Don't worry, mommy. He's blinking!

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Patience is a Virtue

"I tried to be patient, but it did not work."

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Girl Friends

Mom : Sam, do you have a girlfriend?

Sam : Yes, *Girl 1*.

Mom : *Girl 1*??? Why is she your girlfriend? Why not *Girl 2*? Is she pretty?

Sam : No, because *Girl 1* gave me a present.

Modern Times

Mom realised that Sam does not know the concept of free to air TV when he asked mom to hit the pause button....and could not understand why mom said it was not possible.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Smarty Pants

Mom : Sam, eat your breakfast.

Dad : I'm going to finish my toast first. I'm going to be the winner!

Sam : This is not a race, daddy.

Friday, January 3, 2014

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Context :
During meal times, mom usually encourages Sam to finish his food by saying, "Almost done. One more bite!"

Today, Sam saw that his dad stopped eating his dinner for a minute. He approached his dad and said, "Almost there, dad!"

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Sam : Mom, why did we go to the doctor today? Am I sick?

Mom : No, you're not sick. You had your immunisation shots.

Sam : The doctor pinched me?

***

Sam : I don't want to see that doctor anymore.
Mom : Why? (thinking that it was because of the shots)
Sam : Because I want lollipop, not jelly. The other doctor gave me lollipop.

***
Mom : Why are you watching Toy Story in Spanish? You don't know Spanish.
Sam : Yes I do. Uno, dos, tres...

Monday, September 16, 2013

Sharing

In the car...

Dad borrowed Sam's basketball hoops this morning and placed them in his bag.
Sam : Those are MY toys!
Dad : I know. Can I borrow them?
Sam : Why?
Dad : I'm bringing them to my office.
Sam : Why? Are you sharing them with your friends?
Dad : Yes. You have to share your toys.

After a minute...

Sam : Can I borrow your phone?
Dad : Why?
Sam : I'm going to show it to my friends. You need to share.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Independence Day

Sam: Mommy, don't follow me. I won't go far.

The days are long, but the years are short.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Looking Good

Sam came out of the room to see mom preparing breakfast.
Sam : Looking good, mom!
Mom : Thank you, Sam!
Sam : No, mom. The PANCAKE is looking good!

DOINK!

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Melbourne

Sam: The wind blew my... my...(trying to find the right word)...my ROOF! (referring to the hood of his jacket)

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Weeeee!

Sam : What are you doing, mommy?
Mom : I'm removing the beddings so I can wash them.
Sam : Why? Because you did wee-wee in them?

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Ouch! My Skeleton!

Dad sat on Sam's foot by accident.
Sam : Ouch, dad! You sat on my SKELETON!

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Lost for Words

Sam knocks on the bathroom door.
Sam : Moooom! Mooooom!
Mom : What Sam?! Mom's in the shower!
Sam : Your phone!!! It's...it's...(trying to find the right word)...SINGING!