Sam : Mom, why did we go to the doctor today? Am I sick?

Mom : No, you're not sick. You had your immunisation shots.

Sam : The doctor pinched me?

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Sam : I don't want to see that doctor anymore.
Mom : Why? (thinking that it was because of the shots)
Sam : Because I want lollipop, not jelly. The other doctor gave me lollipop.


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Mom : Why are you watching Toy Story in Spanish? You don't know Spanish.
Sam : Yes I do. Uno, dos, tres...