How to Extend Your Sleep By 30 Minutes - by Dad

Sam - 1 ; Dad - 1

How to Get Out of the Cot - by Sam

AT 6:30 AM...

Tactic 1:

Sam : Mommeeeeeeee

Mom ignores Sam.

Sam : Daddeeeeeeeee

Dad ignores Sam.

Tactic 2:

Sam : Waaaaaaaaaah!

Dad and mom ignore Sam.

Tactic 3:

Sam tries to climb out of his cot and probably remembers the time he actually did this and fell to the floor. Not a good idea.

Tactic 4:

Sam starts throwing things from his cot into the big bed.

Dad and mom ignore Sam.

Tactic 5:

Sam : Poo pooooooo!!! Poo poooooooo!!! There!!!! (pointing to the bathroom)

Mom : grumble...grumble...grumble ...

Mom takes Sam out of the cot.

Mom sits Sam in the loo. After 1 second...

Sam : All done!!!! (grinning from ear to ear)

Mission Accomplished.

Forgiven

Sam bites mom's arm...with a whole lot of grittin', but coupled with a whole lot of lovin'.

Mom - Ooooooooooouuuuuch!

Mom and Sam stare at each other.

Sam - Sooooweeee.... (while stroking mom's arm.)

Forgiven.